Feminist, audiophile, book junkie, human.
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs
Don’t worry, the UK is torturing us with addictive programming that only airs for six to ten episodes and then goes on hiatus for two to 24 months.
Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
rivers of blood. all around me is the stench of human flesh as the rotting bodies clog the drains and cover the pavements. The sky is red with the colour of all men’s blood. It’s happened. Santa Claws has struck again.
Merry Christmas everyone
It scares me to think that when I’m 40
this new royal baby is going to be a teen heartthrob.
and i’m going to be like
i remember being on tumblr looking at his baby face on simba’s body.
WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME